"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 01/30/2017 at 22:35 • Filed to: None

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On a warm Oppo eve
On a Juke bound for nowhere
I met up with the Tercel
We were both too tired to post
So we took turns a-postn’
Out the window at the hondabro
The boredom overtook us,
And he began to speak

He said, “newb, I’ve made a life
Out of readin’ people’s shitposts
Knowin’ what the posts were
By the way they held their eyes
So if you don’t mind me sayin’
I can see you’re out of shitposts
For a taste of your gasoline
I’ll give you some advice”

So I handed him my gas jug
And his car drank my last gas can
Then he bummed a 18" wheel
And asked me for some gas
And the night got deathly quiet
And his faced lost all expression
He said, “If you’re gonna play the game, boy
You gotta learn to play it right

TheHondaBro > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/30/2017 at 22:40

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Herpes > Juke

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > TheHondaBro 01/30/2017 at 22:48

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that’s weak, man. Weak.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/30/2017 at 22:51

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I’ll admit. This is 100x better than “The Devil went down to Oppo.”

fhrblig > TheHondaBro 01/30/2017 at 22:57

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The Nissan Herpes is out already? I thought it wasn’t coming until 2018.